What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:57

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Repellat quod recusandae rerum adipisci deleniti.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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No go.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
So they tried
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors