What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Repellat quod recusandae rerum adipisci deleniti.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Neuroscientists just discovered a fascinating fact about the grooves in your brain - PsyPost

No go.

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

‘I Couldn’t Stop Crying’: Swifties React as Taylor Swift Reveals She Finally Owns Her Music - Rolling Stone

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Outer Worlds 2 Is Xbox's First $80 Video Game - Kotaku

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

With Quantum Entanglement And Blockchain, We Can Finally Generate Real Random Numbers - IFLScience

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What makes you think that former U.S. President Donald Trump's legal team has already been laying the groundwork for an appeal in the hush money trial?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Anna Gilmore, public health researcher: ‘Just four products cause at least a third of all deaths’ - EL PAÍS English

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

So they tried

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors